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Control the Sideline. Organize the Chaos.

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Our Accessories

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Our Mission

To supply the Athletic Trainer with mission-essential gear that finally recognizes their operational excellence and level of sacrifice. We were founded by an AT who understands that the job is 50% critical care and 50% coordinating chaos while running on stale coffee and adrenaline. We move beyond generic medical wear to offer sarcastic, tactical, and durable products designed to boost AT morale by transforming our shared dark humor into high-quality, professional-grade merchandise. Our mission is simple: to provide the uniform of understanding for the Sideline Operator."

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Featured Gear

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Operational Uniforms

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Required threads for deployment. Fleece, poly/cotton, and performance wear designed for comfort during extended duty hours.

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Hydration & Fuel Systems

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Essential vessels for consuming the necessary fluids (coffee, water, electrolytes) required for sustained operational function.

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End of Year Survival Awards

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Commemorate another season successfully managed. Festive gear that proves you made it through the holidays.

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